"Marry your best friend. Fooling around is fun, but life gets in the way and when it gets hard, you’d wanna be married to your best friend."
— One of my customers (via assachusetts)
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"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."
— My co-worker, on her ex. (via salveaplath)

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

Advice

girlinlondon:

Find three hobbies you love: one to make you money, one to keep you in shape, and one to be creative

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do you ever just wake up and have a bad feeling about the day because I did and it’s not even noon and this is too much jfc I can’t breathe and I’m crying at work and I can’t handle this I can’t fucking handle this

-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

tagged → #omg
kingandqueenweasley:

Wingardium Leviosa by Ottowl

kingandqueenweasley:

Wingardium Leviosa by Ottowl

"I don’t think you miss me. So I won’t tell you I miss you."
— But I do. - jessielou24 (via extrasad)
tagged → #me

my question is at what age do I have to start actually acting like I am an adult

"Dont miss out on something that could be great just because it could also be difficult."
— Unknown (via get-fit2fuck)