The Midnight Planétarium watch not only tells time, but follows the orbit of our solar system’s planets.
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
… its too early for this bullshit."
Or “I’m not awake enough for this bullshit”, which interestingly enough, works for ANY time of day.(via goldenheartedrose)
Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.
"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"
"Pretty impressive, huh?"
literally it’s times like right now where I wish we were still friends because I have questions that only you could answer but I can’t even talk to you because you hate me and life sucks
big bOOBS ARE NOT A BLESSING THEY ARE AN INCONVENIENCE I SWEAR TO gOD YOU GIRLS ARE SO LUCKY WITH SMALL BOOBS. dO yOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A NICE DRESS/TOP THAT FITS AND DOESnT GO BAGGY AT THE BELLY DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW
true dedication is blogging despite the fact that no one paying attention to you