cyberdepressed:

*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*

(Source: madfawn, via nearlyheadlessfinnick)

(via belligeren-t)

stefansalvatorie:

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

(Source: lordlou, via peetalikesboobs)

illustratedshadows:

do you ever think about shit you did in the past and just go

why

the fuck

did nobody punch me in the face

(Source: luciditydream, via sextstyles)

Like when you first meet me, our conversation is going to be awkward no matter what because I wouldn’t have any idea what to talk about. It’s also worse when you’re cute. But if you wait a little I’ll get comfortable talking with you. Then I’ll start talking so much that it’ll annoy you. I really do talk a lot.

(Source: the-zeeuh, via asadness-onyourface)

hommos:

ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it

(via harrysmorphsuit)

I literally have no idea what my personality is

Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl

in a matter of seconds

(Source: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou, via katnisshermionetrisclary)

I constantly go between being extremely anxious about all the things I have to do and literally not giving a shit. There is no in between, and it’s so exhausting and frustrating.

(Source: safety-in-recovery, via nearlyheadlessfinnick)

gorrestfump:

if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either

(via peetalikesboobs)

cassiesandsnark:

you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up

(via itsabigbigbigday)

roughrimjob:

my only talent is getting jealous when I have no right to lol

(via hipstapleasemegusta)

hecticglos:

excuse me what did u say i cant hear u i have an ear disease called i dont fucking care

(via classy-infatuation)

spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

(Source: glassbonesnpaperskin, via onedirectiondictator)